More projection. In ICE ridden districts we have protected brown shirts while citizens are being abducted.

I’m petty sure some us processed white bread qualifies as cake by other countries nutritional standards

My frontal lobes are a unicycle and the devil rides its pedals.

But who was snipster?!

It was a lucky shot!

This is honestly some of the best advice I could have had 10-20 years ago.

Good Sir, that is clearly a delectable sugar cookie. The slander on oatmeal cookies, ruthless

That is one huge ass pigeon

What french fuckin year is it where ANYONE feels the NEED to wear a bowtie?! You can just wear your boxers as a neckerchief if you like…

I COMMAND DEMS TO EAT MY SWOLLEN COCKEN BALLS. SEE HOW THAT WORKS?!

Just another canary in the coal mine. How many more do we need before we say “no more spelunking”?

I’m doing my part! struggles harder

That sounds like a pretty mental thing to say. Haven’t committed any petty crimes, have we? Check yourself.

No, like if cardboard got cancer and covered it in icing. Also the cancer is a sugary filling.

That’s one tissed pitty

I thought it was when you’re getting your shit rocked in the boxing ring and the bell saves you from being pummeled into [T.]K.O.

What the heck is in the image? Article has no caption. Is it even relevant?

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Did… did you just use a fuckin em dash?? How deep does this rabbit hole go???

we know. it took less time to prompt chatgpt than it did to type this. but hang on, let me make you a fucking powerpoint instead??