That sounds like a pretty mental thing to say. Haven’t committed any petty crimes, have we? Check yourself.

No, like if cardboard got cancer and covered it in icing. Also the cancer is a sugary filling.

That’s one tissed pitty

I thought it was when you’re getting your shit rocked in the boxing ring and the bell saves you from being pummeled into [T.]K.O.

What the heck is in the image? Article has no caption. Is it even relevant?

👁️👄👁️

Did… did you just use a fuckin em dash?? How deep does this rabbit hole go???

we know. it took less time to prompt chatgpt than it did to type this. but hang on, let me make you a fucking powerpoint instead??

i dunno, i see many engagement points…

not with that attitude lol

It just needs to exist outside of my head :)

I SAID, pass the wood

alias ‘where_the_fuck_am_i’=“pwd”

Jesus titty fucking Christ, it’s; Jesus titty fucking Christ, it’s; Jesus titty fucking Christ, it’s; Jesus titty fucking Christ, it’s;

And to whom to we owe the tipped cup? The analogy runs deep

Love Peak!

Like waving a carrot on a stick while shoveling shit into our mouths

Lmao they got rid of the cracker and the barrel

Woah, okay there then pardner

Eat it, you’ll have a calznone