There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams.

He’s Gump, he’s Gump, he’s Gump.

Mazel tov, mutherfuckers hits the button

https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8?si=rk5Wo8VP9XesI48-

I really admire the arc of character growth

muppets from space is both one of my favorites, and contains the travesty that is whatever happened to Fozzie’s writing.

How do you think he got matched up with the Libyans? It’s not everyday you get offered to help smuggle nuclear material…