I’m surprised how surprised I can still be at how patently stupid this man is.

Well, you see, Joe Biden…

Obviously keep supporting him because he’s on the right team, what else would anyone do? Judge someone by their actions? That would just lead to people gradually having an increasing pool of politicians that represent them and their interest, we can’t be having that!

(/s just in case I wasn’t being blatant enough)

Ruh roh

Airport Einstein

I think you mean nearly half of democrats don’t view socialism positively.

I wonder if it’s in service of catering to the area of the voting base for whom this is a deal breaker, without being enough to alienate everyone else? So good old-fashioned cynical efforts to stay in power without needing to do difficult things like actually trying to improve things for people.

Or maybe it is just money, and there’s funding there that we don’t know about.

What do think unauthorised means?

Shall I come into your house with a bag ready to fill with your valuables? Maybe I get the OK to take everything, maybe I don’t.

Punctuation goes a long way bud.

Who could have ever predicted that the leopards would eat my face‽

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

I’m through with taking falls. And bouncing off the walls. Without that gun, I’d have some fun. I’d kick you in the…

Enjoy your death trap ladies.

Presumably somebody was SLAMMED.

We’ve come full circle.

Fair.

If I 'July’be so bold, I’m not sure you’ve grasped what makes a dad joke.

You’d rather the entire human race be wiped out than a corporation do well?

Bloating and padding a game unnecessarily is likely to increase the amount of refunds if anything.