The only engagement it gets after an unwanted notification is the uninstall button.

Beep once. Do not speak.

Ya, easy. Stop going to Starbucks. They union bust by closing stores to shit on their employees. Terrible company. If you are a patron of Starbucks, you earned that shitty app and all that comes with it.

Trust us bro. We won’t send it anywhere. 🤞

No more cardboard derivatives.

Get friends with better values.

The difference is he was a poor trying to pull himself up. Corporations are glorious entities that can do no wrong in American law.

Look at this smug assholes face. He knows damn well they won’t be doing anything of the sort unless it increases their profit margins. And he also knows damn well the government won’t do anything to seriously hinder their margins.

Bread and circuses. This is just another show. You want change? Stop using Microsoft. Period.