What’s your sauce, OP?

Are tankies even really leftists?

And just not honored

As long as you don’t measure the trolley it can be be in two places at once

Noooo curse you internet! 😂

Excuse me Mr landlord, where is your tip jar?

My law/ethics prof was a big old NIMBY. Apparently, utilitarianism is when “neighbor allows cell tower in his yard and it block my view”

Look into fig wasps. I dare you.

I always assumed that Sky was comprised of Rupert Murdoch and an angry hord of hornets

“consuming porn” sounds more perverse than it actually is somehow

In my defense, the only time I gave ducks bread was one time a gang of them surrounded me. One started biting/pecking my toe while the other was jumping up snatching at the sandwich I was eating. It was ducking extortion!!