Lack of food safety laws, presumably

Truly Austin Powers levels of groove

Absolutely not lol, no human is property and privacy is a human right (though one that is frequently abused). You shouldn’t need to give up your rights to run for office, that’s ridiculous.

One of my fav xkcds, nice adaptation. (here for those uninitiated)

1. You can. The fact that it’s illegal (is it actually illegal? I realise i don’t know) won’t be a problem once you’re gone.
2. There’s a whole life inbetween the beginning and the end, they don’t really have much to do with if your life has been full or not imo.

Oh don’t worry, we’ll hit the other points again real soon. Consistency is not this guy’s strength

Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!

I like gallows humor mate, this is not that. Pic of a woman who’s presumably about to be raped with nothing else is not humor.

Well at least you got the drip, fancy shoes and blanket!

Oh there are plenty of people offended that bi people exist. Some of them being plain old homophobes (“bi people are just as bad”), some of them being lgbt+ people who think bi people are just indecisive and can’t choose a side/are traitors to the rest of the lgbt+ community (as ridiculous as it sounds).

Why the fuck would they target her? Who gives a shit about her?

Almost perfect username, just missing an L