WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?

Just needs the imbedded lenses and she’d would’ve been an amazing Molly Millions.

First thing I thought of when I saw the meme.

Ah, a graduate from the Federation School of Equine Health.

Something something modern software resource utilization.

Pizza is actually Persian. You’re welcome. 😛

I’m honestly beside myself.

An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

But would she have a split diff?

“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”

When the cold weather comes in its due time, you’ll be grateful for having done the work. Good on ya, mate.

Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

Looks like Small Soldiers is about to become a documentary.

Does truth social have an app?

They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.