If I give you another $75 will you start monologuing about tomatoes? Double if you’ll do it while dressed as a giant tomato.

Showtime!

Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?

Ah yes, Hitler Youth 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Q lecturing Bond about bringing the army home in one piece because he can’t possibly understand how much it cost to assemble

Get out of here you gelatinous lobster!

Gotta hire someone to shit your pants for you. Always Be Grinding

WHY’D YOU PUT THE PHASER ON THE TABLE?

Just needs the imbedded lenses and she’d would’ve been an amazing Molly Millions.

First thing I thought of when I saw the meme.

Ah, a graduate from the Federation School of Equine Health.

Something something modern software resource utilization.

Pizza is actually Persian. You’re welcome. 😛

I’m honestly beside myself.

An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

But would she have a split diff?