I’m honestly beside myself.

An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

Then remember immediately the next time you get in the shower. Vicious cycle.

But would she have a split diff?

“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”

When the cold weather comes in its due time, you’ll be grateful for having done the work. Good on ya, mate.

Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

Looks like Small Soldiers is about to become a documentary.

Does truth social have an app?

They’re talking about a crash pad for poop, since some people don’t like it making a sound when they take a dump in public.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.

Great. Just peachy.

Something something Black Moth Super Rainbow

Not trying to cause a rash of emotional outbursts at work.

Why give a shit when you can get bailed out? It’s almost like you can be carefree when you’re on corporate welfare. What’s wild is what you feel like you can try when you have a safety net.

What an absolute moron.

I love that you have a foot in both worlds. Carburetor in one hand, federated instance in another. You’re my hero, dude.