My wife and I like to call saxophones “sexy trumpets”
I get that feeling, I have a long-haired orange cat and we constantly have to cut mats out of his armpits XD
Yeah! The second one is my favorite (this is the thumbnail XD)
My guess is that he was very badly matted, so they shaved him at the beginning of “fat camp”
Really obese cats can’t groom themselves well enough, so they get really bad fur mats (especially long-haired cats)
Nah, just give it a bit! Individuals switch states back & forth, it’s the “construction site principle”
Given what he does with just a utility belt, I’d be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!
He’s so darn proud of his cowboy son 😭
Put some little blades on the mace! They won’t stay sharp for long, but the first few Nazis you hit with it will have a really bad day
Nothing gets women to support you quite like shouting at them for not supporting you
It’s about 20% working, 80% idiots, but the idiots are crucial to productivity
Dance!
It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)
True! And birds are really cool
It’s just the whistleblower detector, don’t worry about it
I actually did the exact same thing when I read The Red Pony in middle school
If they weren’t stupid, they would still be alive
(I still think they’re really cool, I’m just mad they aren’t around anymore and misdirecting that frustration toward them)
Easy! Bielefeld
Lactose intolerant individual decides they can’t take it anymore