Lately Android Auto hasn’t connected for me, unless I turn my VPN off

Loved my clapper. More reliable at turning the lights on and off than Google Home.

What kind of filter?

When the angel of death comes.
I won’t cry.

I won’t weep and wallow 
“Oh why, why, why”

I won’t bob and weave 
When he swings his scythe

I’ll look that fucker right in the eye.

You come for me?
G’wan then, give it a try

I’ll go down swinging 
When it’s my time to die

I apologize for the shitty behavior of other men.

That being said, how do you feel about men reading those posts on women only communities, if they don’t reply, comment or vote?

We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time

Paul kind of fucked any positivity in the New Testament

But, getting closer every day!

Oh, I thought he was talking about US

I want it that way. 19 years ago. Probably the first YouTube I ever watched.

https://youtu.be/N2rZxCrb7iU

How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

Now I want Satan Shoes!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan_Shoes

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?

Proof that they are North Korean!

It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.

Source: am doctor

Why switching?

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.