ByteOnBikes
Solarpunk noooo
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Free for all at ICE! No background checks!
6·5 months agoThe Minnesota subreddit apparently knows ICE Agent Greg Bovino.
Hello, Minneapolis resident here but I didn’t always live in Minneapolis. Once, long ago I lived in a quiet little mountain town of Boone, NC. Guess who else grew up there? A pathetic squat little toad named Gregory Bovino. Well, that squat little toad grew up to be a squat little Nazi toad who has decided to come to my beautiful adopted home to torture, murder, and terrorize my friends and neighbors. He is personally going door to door, so if you see him, here’s a few very specific things from home you can politely yell at him:
“Hey Greg! Remember how your Dad murdered a woman in Blowing Rock while driving drunk? Like father like son I guess.”
No wars until the average American isn’t struggling with basic needs like food, education, healthcare and a roof over their heads. You know, things every other normal country provides to their citizens.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•You can find love in the most unexpected places
3·5 months agoWhy not take advantage of the free samples.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•You can find love in the most unexpected places
4·5 months agoOur company is currently under multiple social hacking attempts. People pretending to be C-suite calling staff members on their personal phones, sending emails, asking things like, “Hey I forgot the zoom link” like bro, we don’t use zoom.
At a Indian restaurant, the waiter said, “We have regular and spicy… And Indian spicy.” Then he goes, “I usually don’t offer Indian spicy to everybody”. I’m brown, and I was given special treatment. But honestly I think I broke his heart when I asked for regular because he thought I could hang.
Sorry man! 😭
Yep! And those hosts bend over backwards. Like here’s a spare room, here’s some local chocolates from our town chocolatier. I made these jerkies. You’re invited to our 8pm fireplace time and have s’mores.
It was a real community. They still exist. But they’re overshadowed by shitty Airbnbs that want you to clean the gutters and mop the floors now for twice the price of a hotel.
I have a fondness for AirBnB. It’s gotten way bad in the past decade, since it’s being gamed.
Back then, there wasn’t much of a review system for shitty places. Today, Google Maps, Yelp, forums, social media - they can warn you about shitty places. And from my experience back then, a lot of hotels were scams.
Need a place to crash? You can either get a scary motel for like $40 that might have bed bugs, or a hotel for $300. I remember my first time in 2000 booking a hotel over the phone, having them save me a room, only to get there and these fuckers tried to upcharge me. I walked and they said, “Good luck finding a room in the middle of the night!” My mom eats specific foods because of her health issues, and Airbnbs often have shared kitchens. Hotels only recently started adding kitchenettes. And some hotels had locked devices. TV was extra. Fridge was extra. Touch snacks, fucking extra. You expected to pay $250 and here’s a bill for $600. Don’t want to pay? Well we’ll call the cops.
Airbnb and Uber gave people options, and you can give bad reviews to these bad actors. Having all this competition, hotels and taxis improved dramatically.
Of course, now Airbnb hosts (not Airbnb the company) took a lot of the shitty behavior that hotels used to do. Not to mention a lot of the Airbnbs are now owned by real estate companies who are trying to squeeze every penny.
So yeah, hotels have come back around to being a better service. And now if you get fucked over by the Marriot or something, take photos, leave a bad review, and they bend over backwards to apologize.
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News@lemmy.world•Wisconsin Man Was Found Hanging at Golf Course - His Family Wants Answers
1·6 months agoThis is ANOTHER lynching.
But the news doesn’t want to call it that.
That would be cool if a whole state was deemed gay friendly.
Ive been to some gay friendly parts of town. But then the ungay friendly parts of town are clearly not interested. Then the outskirts are all “Git outta here we don’t like your kind we just wanna make sweet love to our cousin”.
Holy shit. I was today years old when I learned that it’s not called Tony’s Chocolate Bars.
I feel like I Mandela Effect myself.
absolutely. And Best part of coconut milk was the monkey slavery
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•She's a cunt but **SHE** is a cunt
4·8 months agoIt’s so insane to me that she exists.
Literally conservatives calling trans folks sexual predators and then she turns around and goes, “I know every single one but me!”
Then again, black folk be like this too.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’English
5·8 months agoYou mean that fake Jan 6 Antifa woke FBI mob that were unarmed and just peaceful tourists?
Unlike that nothing burger, where five people died…
This VIOLENT bike ride had DICKS out.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Kinda looks like a rodent himself
1·8 months agoOne of my favorite stories about James Corden
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Oh the times of 10 years ago...
4·8 months agoI still think of SNES games as 10 years ago.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Internet Explorer vs. Murder Rate
4·8 months agoI remember having to write so much bullshit code to make it look right on IE. I think by 2018, I got fed up with it and put it in my contract that I don’t code for IE. And to my surprise, most companies were like, “Yeah we don’t give a fuck about those users either.” Either their metrics showed that IE users weren’t buying, or they were a small segment not worth supporting.
And I never looked back.
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ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Completed to-do lists are my drugEnglish
2·8 months agoAh, a Costco enjoyer I see











I laughed my ass off at the PoE2 comment.