I never really thought about an owl-sized birdhouse but yeah I guess a lot of them nest in hollows in tree trunks so why not?

Your dream job is to herd cats. Well, you do you. I tend to like one maybe two at a time.

First out of sixty-five.

Yeah, we’re gonna blow the shit out of the sky.

In the words of Dr. Glaucomflecken, “Yeah, so Fourth of July weekend is when the general public decides to dabble in explosives.”

We are united because no individual state in the union has the capacity to become the world’s largest economy or sole superpower. Together we managed it.

Well, the best times in American history were when corporate and wealth taxes were high and opportunities for the unwashed masses were greatest, and the worst were when the rich were allowed to run rampant, so I think the point America is trying to make is kill the greedy along with their parents and children.

I have a cherished memory from college of one of those things.

^ Boo this man.

Yeah like “dank” or “sick” or “ill” did.

I keep thinking back to Abe Simpson’s quote, “I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what is it is weird and scary to me.”

What I’m with definitely is no longer it, but what is it is novel and curious to me.

I 100% understand “chat.” If you’ve ever heard someone address a real or imagined audience as “sports fans” it’s that same psychology, mimicking radio, television or now internet streamers. I’m not going to adopt it but I fully get how it works.

Can incubators not be made out of PET? why not accept and recycle the whole bottle?

Do like Japan with ammunition. You have to turn in your spent cases to buy more.

You know what would be funny? Dropping anonymous tips to the police that random churches are housing illegal immigrants.

So…a plasti-dip machine? What’s the use case here? did they just pull an Ouya?

I’m used to taking care of a cat with fur. Izzy gets weekly brushings to help reduce hairballs and otherwise she does a good job washing herself.

Probably don’t do bats so close to the house.

Well get a cat with fur next time like a normal person.

I’m being flippant, I don’t really have anything against sphinx cats. I don’t really want to own one because my furry cat is enough of a struggle to keep warm, but I would like to meet a sphinx some day.

Do they need therapy? Or do they need a world they can actually fucking live in?

It’s not like either one is available to them.

A bird large enough to need an opening that size while still tending to roost in trees…Great horned owl? Bald eagle? Turkey vulture? Turkey? Not many of them nest in holes in trees so probably wouldn’t know what to do with a box.

It’s on the docket, It may be winter before I get around to it.