Every single thing. I’d be totally unsurprised if they were actually eating dogs.

Y’all must be too young for batboy.

Sorry to focus on this point but gas is subject to a fairly fluid global market. I’ve been driving a car since Clinton and have never noticed Republicans being better for gas prices or the price of anything, if anything it’s the opposite.

Hey now, I love pussy. Lets go with “cowards”.

*They lack the empathy to care that problems that don’t impact them directly are real

FTFY

If you know Howell’s history it’s easy to guess it’s there, but it’s a shame. Cute town.

Ok so, how did they do that?

Gillibrand is only 57, she’s got at least 40 good years left.

I think “single for a reason” is what all that attachment theory shit is trying to help contextualize. It specifically sets the context as “single for a fixable reason” if you have the courage and humility to do the work.

Hey, I’m really sorry. That sounds really hard. Vent all you want if it helps.

Separate dispensers like they said, but if you’re paying the meal and you tell the kids to go get their drinks and they want lemonade you have to watch out they don’t get the heart attack shit. Once you know you know, but I couldn’t believe that’s a thing that exists.

My kids went and filled their cups with this stuff before I noticed what it was and then had to be the bad guy, telling them to get the Minute Maid shite. Definitely lowered my opinion of Panera.

Yes, the entire system is corrupt and lots of politicians behave in a manner that makes me furious that their actions are actually totally legal within this system. This guy, however, is pathological. He was somehow cleared of federal corruption charges just a couple of years ago.