Fuck, you’re absolutely right. It would explain his childhood cancer too

I mean the dinosaur, obviously his mouth is too big for ordinary cigarettes but the important thing is nobody wants to be anything like him and I think that’s a useful trait for applications like this

They’d probably have more success by only allowing cigarettes that taste like ass. Find this generation’s Barney, have him smoke the ass cigarettes and nobody will want to try them

Via referendum? I say 80% chance of a majority.

Congress? 5% is generous

Yeah I cheered when he was convicted and sentenced but I’m not gonna cheer for this

That’s dumb, what if I swerve to dodge a car that jumps out in front of me? Will their car also detect they didn’t have the right of way?

Damn that’s gotta be up there with the lamest ways to go. In any other scenario you’d swear they were all on drugs

I didn’t, was there an assassination attempt?

To think anyone would kill for CheetoMan. I can’t imagine the type of life they live

Google Lens is suggesting either BMX or archeology

Not sure about the internet, but I saw a documentary called Finding Frances where they were able to go to the high school and view physical copies of the yearbooks

I’d like to see this done for printer ink while we’re at it. I know there are good laser printers out there but it’s still a market I’d happily watch implode

They actually did that with Flushed Away. I thought it was clay when I saw it but it was CGI

I’ve thought that too, but I just haven’t figured out the best way to take advantage of it.

Now I’m picturing an entire criminal underworld of Shaggy-like men who use Scooby Snacks as currency.

Not gonna lie, I thought that said NFT and I was like what the hell?

All theocrats should be banished to a different religion’s theocracy, that would be entertaining

I feel like an adult, but only because my experience has forced me to change my idea of what an adult is. Adults are simply people who are legally defined that way and there are no real superpowers that come with it. Just societal expectations which can rightly or wrongly line up with life experience. I wouldn’t expect a 7 year old to drive or do taxes but I can do those things because a) I have to, and b) I have the needed experience.

Also humans are smarter than other animals but we’re still dumb on a cosmic scale. That’s why so many people have imposter syndrome about adulthood

That is pretty funny, the dissonance of “Please tip, I get nothing without your tips” alongside “Actually I make more in a tipped position”. We just need them to all unionize then let tips go away

And here comes Boebert with the folding chair