This is a large part of the book The Authorities by Scott Meyer, and it is hilarious

Had to buy toilet paper. That shit magically appeared when I was a kid.

I paid $37,880 for my Model 3, and got a $7500 tax credit. I do not believe there’s a $30k car that can compete with the base model 3.

I have a Tesla because my VW engine died just out of warranty and a junkyard engine was $5k, a new one was $11k, just for the engine, no labor or extraneous parts.

The world where you can afford an engine replacement but not an electric car is pretty small.

It’s funny, but she’s right, it’s not about the nail. Never was.

I eat soylent cacao every day for breakfast and lunch, then have a dinner that isn’t soylent. Been doing this since early 2020, including at one point, while bulking, eating an entire bag of it (2000 calories) every day, which was kind of a lot.

It’s a satirical article.

Yeah, I have a pixel 8 pro, pixel watch 2, pixel buds pro, nest doorbell, 7 Google Home/Nest Hubs, YouTube Premium subscriber for however long YouTube Red has been around and use Google for most online services, and still think they have the best search, and I use Bard.

That being said, their search experience has been worse lately because of SEO, and I am slightly worried about the outsized control they have over the Internet, but better them than Microsoft (duckduckgo/bing) or Apple (literally nothing I care about, except Mythic Quest). They could always do more, and they should be held to a high standard. And fox their fucking messaging, they really, really shat the bed there.

That’s funny, I had a Golf GTI that the engine died on and bought a Tesla to replace it. 95k miles

Use what you prefer, except brave, they can go fuck themselves.

Firefox works great for me, but I have OP hardware.

Do you actually believe this, or are you just trolling? I genuinely can’t tell. Poe’s Law makes this impossible.

Itt: Lemmy learns about sec filings.

He didn’t, his problem is that they may have to fund other religious schools if this goes through.

I just don’t buy it as a 31 year old dog.

I have the pixel 8 pro case from Google, it’s nice. Just makes it grippy.

Lemmy loses it’s mind over Elon.

“Working from home can reduce emissions by 50%” cool, we can use our cars less!

Elon “People working from home hurts our car sales cause they don’t need a car.” Fucking idiot and their stupid cars.

Not to mention the demographic working from home is the demographic buying his cars. Don’t be blinded by fanatical hatred, be specific where you direct your vitriol.

I have a Tesla model 3, it is very cheap to operate but expensive to buy. The only negative thing about it is public/political perception of the car.

People on the left hate Elon, tech people think a car can’t drive itself without a weapons grade sensor array, and people on the right hate using electricity for propulsion, car people are threatened by electric car’s acceleration, or that the battery is going to die and I’ll need to get a new car.

Without all of that, owning one is super cool.

This one, everyone is winging it, and hopefully you get enough smart people in a room together they can come up with a solution.

I’m on mint, and just waiting for T-Mobile to come after us. Nothing this beautiful can last.

Sweet, no more cross necklaces!