John Oliver? Is it really you?

I think it’s even funnier with the description, thank you.

LocalSend is a god tier app. Good choice

Looks kinda like viva pinata or a similar aesthetic, maybe that game that kero kero bonito made? Kinda cute lookin though

Please this needs to be a copypasta. Idk if that’s irresponsible or anything, don’t want anyone to get scammed. The ratio on this post is wild lmao

Gemini is so weird and cool! My first day with it really made me want to start a little microblog on it or something

Fongo World seems to be a weird but working option for me.

😅🤦 I feel like a fool

I don’t mean to pry but sausage in general, especially seemingly chili cheese sausage, has an incredible amount of fat (that is not to say the fat is bad, subtypes and fatty acid chain length are important to note), wouldn’t this be counter to your point? Unless the chili cheese smoked sausages are some Franken-Sausage (lol) that is super lean.