Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account
Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account
Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim
Or you could just give them homes for a lower cost than criminalizing and incarcerating them.
Your confidence is not warranted
A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative
Heads of skin you say?
Every time you’re unreasonably rude to someone, you feel a pinprick inside your nostril. If you’re a right jerk it’s more of a stab. When you assault someone the pin is a kitchen knife. Murder and rape make you feel a lance of fire in your sinuses. It could work, nothing else has
Even farming eggs and gardening vegetables as a hobby is basically a p/t job for me. I do about 25-30 hours of work per week on my property, and some of that is just groundskeeping, then I work 40 hours at a 9-5.
But I wouldn’t trade it for anything lol
Two hours now… probably just in the shower
At a show I was at in Winnipeg a homeless guy came in and started harassing people. The singer jumped from the stage and took him to the ground. later in the show, the singer put on an oven mitt and grabbed like fifty sparklers and lit them all at once. Almost burned the glove to his hand but he squirmed out of it in time. Dropped it on the stage and stomped it out then got burn treatment from a drunk paramedic who was in the audience. True Winnipeg memories.
And isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?
Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure
Fucking Britain lmao. Sets up Zionist Israel then sells water cannons to the Egyptians invading Israel. I’m sure it was private business but still hilarious.
Re-neigh-sance was right there waiting for you!
tremulously raises hands to bask in the perseverance
Oof must be some demanding cats
Serving papers maybe?
Assuming that increasing your intelligence doesn’t give you dr. Manhattan superpowers being supremely intelligent but not all powerful or immortal seems a bit exhausting
Why anyone would believe a word out of any pigs mouth without seeing body cam footage is beyond me