dumbass

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

Godspeed Americans.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

Maybe he just needs to ruin one more series before he can die.

Rick Berman: I can’t die, I’ve still got Star Trek to ruin!

Maybe he’s born with it.

Maybe it’s poverty.

This could be one of those ‘two wrongs make a right’ situations, possibly.

Say Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.

That was the moment I knew I wasn’t 100% straight, he could have had me that night.

I say it like this.

They’re just about to pass 1943.

NEVER!

That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.