This high quality dad joke does not belong in a shitpost community.

It is not the size of the Dutch flag that matters, it is that you use it.

This is far too linear, where are my choices? There must be a fork of this body that is full of switches and got an included amplifier.

Can confirm. Deep connections recharge more than shallow ones. Get multiple special people into your life, one is not enough.

“Excuse me sir, could you tell me what time it is?” 🧒->👴

Twittuah

You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.

Missed opportunity to make trashcan joke about macos.

No, it’s using the style of the rectangular blocks below where the black shading looks sensible and applies it to rock surface where it looks like marbling in the mountain instead of ridges or shades. And it gets worse in the back, where the mountainbase has a fingerprint pattern thats completely different.

I find the black, thick webbing on the rocks really weird, yes.

A lot of shit happened in the past on 9/11, especially in German history. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_9

Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

This is a really bad drawing on second sight/first zoom. This model clearly wasn’t trained on rock formations in this drawing style. Or hands.

Why would you want that?

escaping cheese noises

Where is the counterweight? Why do you show your flacid trebuchet? Get ready for battle next time.

I interpret it differently. I have seen plenty of people putting up huge barriers of entry for themselfes before trying out a new hobby. They like the idea of a new hobby and try to hold themselves hostage with a huge investment, or in sad cases overspend because they go in badly informed. “Once I have spend so much money it’s impossible I won’t be able to motivate myself to keep going” oh no, it required more effort than buying stuff, I gave it away… I think persistance is indeed more important than the best gear. Get going and borrow/second hand what you need until you know you have the routine to make better equipment worthwhile. Get to know fellows who can help you make informed decisions after a few sessions. The climbing shoes in your basement don’t help climbing halls to stay open. The table saw you never use doesn’t help wood demand and availability in your area.

I took into account that OP’s domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt’s life by default.

Kutleven!

(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for “shit life” but it literally means “vagina life” which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)

Went from gentoo to manjaro, can confirm. My hut was awesome but the shower took hours to compile.