Clipper chip all over again

I sink, therefore I…

Am not a boat.

How much jelly do you heap on there?! I always figure a thin layer is plenty.

TBF I mostly eat PBJ toast, so the gobs of jam effect isn’t something I have to worry about

I make PBJ toast for breakfast a lot. Spread peanut butter first, then jelly, eat slices separately.

On “running late” days, I used to make it into a toast sandwich & eat in the car (WFH now). I’d still spread the toppings on both slices out of habit, I think.

Never drink and derive.

Do you want more allies? Chasing away reluctant ones seems counterproductive to me TBH.

You know, I had one simple request

Wait. Kitkat is Nestle?!

Nooooo!

This may not fully apply to people who have those cool little pull-out cutting boards nestled under their counters.

Those are kind of a cheat code for keeping cats off them.

My wife and I are midway through season 7 right now. She’d never seen Voyager before!

A beautiful grump!

Great point! Libraries are kind of a cheat code for being able to do things on a dime.

Someone else already said “library and park”. That’s essentially right, but there’s more.

My city does movies in the park all summer. There’s a similar music in the park set of events. Both free.

We have pretty good biking trails (just don’t try to commute by bike!).

Most of my friends are homeowners. We don’t all host the same amount, but we regularly get together at each others’ houses.

There’s a free zoo and a free art museum here. Other museums charge for admission, but the tickets are decently cheap.

We have some sports in the area, but our teams aren’t very trendy. I’m not sure what the pricing is like tbh.

There’s a lot of live music at some of the bars in the area. I don’t do a lot of this myself, but I think the cover was pretty minimal last time I went to one.

(OK, yes some of these things do cost money, but they’re not super spendy if you have any sort of budget)

salt the fuck out of it.

I misread this as ‘fuck the salt out of it’ for just a moment.

Many US states have sales tax, but I don’t think it counts as VAT.

Thanks, I’ve updated it.

If you like that thought, you’ll love the ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships!

… see also this jalopnik post.

Weren’t the trade federation and the separatists the same thing?

Or am I mixing up my ep 1 and ep 2 names?

It’s been a while, and tbh I’m not eager to go back and rewatch them.

Oh no?

IIRC they called the bad guys the Separatists in that movie.