Headbutts are also about pheremones.

I support everyone being called whatever they want but I’m not on here super often so I didn’t see the post about the name change and this client doesn’t have display names. :(

Ohmygod. I hate this.

Well I promise I won’t hold you to it. And I hope you enjoy whatever you do.

I did, thanks!

This could be the next terrible food craze, because honestly, I’m curious.

I wish this was a game.

The main gameplay loop is focused on filling orders for potions or spell scrolls, and you earn the money needed to buy the exotic ingredients necessary to pet magical creatures.

I wanna punch Q.

It’ll be just me and Sisko in an extremely cool club.

Hope everything comes out alright.

All the helmets painted with her markings…

Love this.

And I got here before the pizzacake hateclub? Will wonders never cease.

I didn’t even respond. The audacity to compare dark decisions made to maximize saving life with an attitude of political apathy had to be trolling. Deeply unserious.

I feel so fucking seen right now.

I am constantly baffled by what makes my switch flip. I’m often more baffled than the people around me.

The thing that’s extra hilarious about this to me is people will see it as a compliment to fascism, and antifascists will see it as the mosh pit of ideas.

Fuck this.

Let’s be real bare bones about this.

In Tennessee, 2 million people voted for Trump.

1 million voted for Harris.

The vibe is, “Those 1 million people can’t fix their situation so they should be just as fucked as the other 2.”

And that’s wrong. It’s wrong to condemn whole swaths of humanity based on where they live, but even if you’re dick enough to say “FAFO” when real humans suffer, you shouldn’t be willing to throw your own allies under the bus based on arbitrary lines on the ground.

And I’m a first responder, don’t talk to me about compassion fatigue, it’s not an excuse not to help someone who needs it.

“I have all this energy inside and I can’t use it how I want!!”

“I have all this energy outside and it’s using me how it wants!!”

My new headcanon. Holy hell that’s genius.

Don’t be a devil’s advocate. Devils can advocate for themselves.

I had to post three or four warnings to my friend group that said, “The following is not a cry for help, I promise I’m fine” before I posted this.

Worth it.

Literally I use my glasses as the example whenever I face an, “it’s not natural!” Argument.