If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

Gaza was fucked no matter what, but some people thought the price of selling our country out was worth not ruining their perfect image of themselves.

If you never do anything, you never have to compromise your morals. Taps forehead

btw gaza’s still fucked. You did nothing.

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.

The feds define it as:

Any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a person less than 18 years old

Visual depiction includes cartoons.

Don’t argue with me, call the feds and debate it with them. Maybe give them your hard drive, too. That’s probably better for everyone.

Looks like Disney wins New York.

We already have trump supporters.

You’re not imagining. They’re real.

Billionaires in China have been disappeared before. There’s only the head of state that matters in fascism.

Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.

Then they’re My Immortal.

Then they will be comfortably immortal.

Even the way it opens it’s shell is sassy.

They will be aerodynamically immortal.

Then they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.

Women won’t let men leave until they’ve squashed a bug that’s 20 feet away from them. The bear thing was always bullshit.

They want you to do all the work for them just so they can say “tl;dr”

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”