I only go there for the free pencils and make my furniture out of the pencils. Checkmate

These ‘people’ have extreme ThisPersonDoesNotExist.com vibes

Well, either my dirt or my cheese smells wrong then, because they never smell similar to me.

Gouda, first of all, is not a type of cheese that should be moldy.

Also, cheeses that are made to be moldy, don’t just become moldy on their own. The mold is added in the production process, and is a type of mold that usually wouldn’t have appeared on the cheese anyhow.

I sure hope he has the pointy half