Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Lip from Shameless

Sooo as an elementary school teacher, my mom had a toy box for kids to choose prizes. It was my favorite thing when she’d let me and my brothers pick out a toy or two every summer when we were growing up.

…this is deeply disturbing for me.

Tacos (really good ones like a proper al pastor or birria) and a strong frozen margarita.

Normally, I’d answer my husband. But today, I’ll say Skyrim. I picked it up again after multiple years, and I have loved and played this game since its release in 2011.

Talk all the shit you want, this is one of my favorite nostalgic kicks.