happybadger [he/him]

genocide is brat

Were you born this fucking stupid or is it a conscious daily choice to fail yourself and everyone around you?

Baby’s second political take. Did your parents help or did you do that all by yourself?

Edit: and it only took them or you two tries. Good job piss baby.

Baby’s first political take.

Certified 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝒶𝒷𝓎™

church = state

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It was nice in Japan where there’s no real limit on vehicular noise. A guy grilling sweet potatoes, an ultranationalist party screaming about immigrants, and an ambulance all have equal right to scream things over a megaphone.

I can confirm they do this and you can scream at people over the intercom while pushing the we-wo harder button.

They said filling. 10 apples.

Capitalism rewards innovation

Even if I wasn’t a communist, the first things I learn at any job are how I can hook up people who are nice to me and how I can fuck with people who aren’t. It’s in my self-interest to be nice to employees that mostly have that same choice. I will literally do hundreds of dollars worth of free work for a customer if they’re nicer to me than my boss is because doing so fucks over my boss.

Some kind of dementia. It’s a cancer of the soul which arbitrarily removes parts of you that you can’t even perceive the loss of. I had an MS patient whose vocal processing was reduced to the point that he could only say variations of “you fucking bitch”. He was totally bed-bound and dependent on a mostly female nursing staff for every single need. Most of those employees were burned out and he could only communicate to them using a wildly misogynistic slur. I’ve seen it reduce a famous AIDS researcher and a WW2 pilot to toddlers, others to cornered raccoons, for some it’s a nightmare they can never wake up from and they just spend all day/night reliving their worst memories. For a good 10% on the ward it just takes away their executive function and they can no longer control their worst impulses or recognise that they should.

Cancer and strokes are a close second for more or less the same reason, but dementia is so existentially terrifying to me.

I like beets for the same reason, but cabbage is underrated in its versatility. I’m making Romanian sarmale tomorrow with pork/beef/rice cabbage rolls: https://www.jocooks.com/recipes/sarmale/ . Much better than dolmas and the cabbage adds so much body and flavour to the dish.

#1. the gifted child isn’t

#2. the ungifted child is

#3. horny physics war

#4. karl marx- the communist manifesto

#5. what if jesus saved palestine?

Municipal fibre is the only good ISP I’ve ever had. Communities around Colorado are rolling it out. I pay like $70/mo for 1gb/s, consistently get 300-600mb/s download speeds, haven’t had any downtime in a year, and zero piracy warnings using public trackers without a VPN.

What’s the size of my hard drive? About 20 acres.

I wouldn’t have gotten it if not for a libertarian roommate who didn’t believe it existed. They tested positive, said it was a false positive, took no precautions whatsoever at home, and then went back to work at their nursing home a day later.

That just seems overwhelming. I don’t need that much penis water. No matter where I turn, penis water.

Don’t mind me. I’m just vaping so much that I get vape tongue, the mysterious symptom which makes me lose my entire senses of taste and smell in late 2019.

Skyscrapers are grooming my children to be lawyers. They see this skyscraper flaunting itself in public and they want to work there. They think “I’ll be so free if I can just look out over the entire city”, that “I can be an individual who defines the skyline”. Well kids, 9/11 happens if we let this continue. It’s a war on our traditional ideas of buildings and the bible says we shouldn’t build tall towers.