unalivejoy

“And to show you we’re serious, you have 2 weeks.”

She drinks at home and that’s final!

He’ll be too busy fighting some guy.

This gives the same energy as Shrek saying “I will repay you, unless of course I can’t find you or I forget.”

How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he’s the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.

Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.

ACE Chemicals. Not even once.

Ok, maybe twice.

It’s not alcohol free. If I understand synthehol correctly, it keeps the buzz but removes the hangover and reduced judgement.

You don’t have to pay a graphic designer if you just pick a random font.

Is serving synthohol to minors still illegal in the future?

Someone’s gonna do this and make the game evolve by making them add a new rule.

Guess I’ll go to Nevada.

Actually, they’ll record videos of themselves breaking laws and post it online.

When it comes to fighting batman? No.

He’s crazy.

They were like animals, so I slaughtered them like animals!

The cliff has a high angle.

Average YouTuber patreon wanting their name to be said at the end of a video.

No, the IDEs belong to March.

I think they get a kick out of hearing the horse race announcer say the names.

We did it, Patrick! We saved that unborn child!