Alas, he wasn’t immune to ridicule

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOWWW

At a workplace, aren’t there other identifiers? Their job title, their boss, how long they’ve worked there etc that can be used to identify them?

Who’s Mike? He’s in the sales team under Sally. I’ll introduce you.

Now imagine you had told this shower thought out loud to someone, and they agreed. How would that make you feel?

And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space

’Cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth!

Tommy Fitzpatrick made a bet in a NYC bar that he could travel between NJ and NY in under 15 mins. He stole a plane in NJ, and then landed it on an avenue in NYC. 2 years later a guy at the bar didn’t believe his story, so he did it again.

“What was that?”

“I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”

Shit must be good! A million flies can’t be wrong.

Bingo. If you’re using public data, there are already bots out there 1000x quicker than you.

Not hot dog

Once your car has been burned down for the third time, you start to consider whether a bike might just be a more cost-effective alternative.

WhythefuckwouldIwantacaravanwithnofuckingwheels?

Lucid dreaming. There’s people that can regularly do it through practice, and then can eventually control things in their dream.

Sonytch

Expendables?

Combos

What was Wenger finkin, sending Walcott in