Back home again, in Indiana-land

They already have a subscription model in Europe due to GDPR. You either need to accept tracking & ads, or pay a fee.

I seagull, shakin dat ass

Not their position though

I believe the joke is that the companies no longer exist.

Yes

Perhaps it’s self-abuse

Hello lightness my old friend

Chair

Joey Chestnut vs Shia LeBoeuf

Thank you,

Perfect. Retired gifs.

Alas, he wasn’t immune to ridicule

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOWWW

At a workplace, aren’t there other identifiers? Their job title, their boss, how long they’ve worked there etc that can be used to identify them?

Who’s Mike? He’s in the sales team under Sally. I’ll introduce you.

Now imagine you had told this shower thought out loud to someone, and they agreed. How would that make you feel?

And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space

’Cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth!

Tommy Fitzpatrick made a bet in a NYC bar that he could travel between NJ and NY in under 15 mins. He stole a plane in NJ, and then landed it on an avenue in NYC. 2 years later a guy at the bar didn’t believe his story, so he did it again.

“What was that?”

“I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”