Hard to imagine that this fuckwit was Person of the Year after 9/11

You forgot the activists protesting for zombie’s rights to eat our brains

Same for software development. Create a ticket or piss off, I will not do undocumented/uncredited work.

Oh no! How dare they ask you to do your job? Just get on with it and do what they pay you for

Sounds like a data leak that should be reported…

Meets the acceptance criteria, push it to production

If you have access to a Desktop. Why would you ever be on TikTok?

Me: important meeting, better be sharp

Brain: best I can do is sweaty armpits and forgetting what to say

That every TV show and movie seems to re-use the same sound effects. Always takes me out of the story when I hear the same crying baby or fake “car clunking and breaking down” noises for the 1000th time.

Same for mattress and shoes, don’t cheap out on stuff that keeps you off the ground

Devil’s advocate: basically the only proper way to figure out how people are using your product and how you can tweak it to achieve its goal is by firing events and including relevant metadata such as how much time they spent on a screen or how far they scrolled. Telemetry is not necessarily “evil” by default.

It this supposed to be some shocking revelation? They are literally an advertising company

~3.5M posts per day across ~40k active users?

Top 12h slaps, just the right mix of news, memes and porn