Man thats sad :(

Yeah i’m just 4 days old you know🤷‍♂️

You better not bite the patient when i leave

-Lisa probably

Oooooh yeah my bad lmao

Dw dude he just needs a manicure

Lmao they sound like the main characters of a 90’s sitcom

From now on you’re french

I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept

Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she’s a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

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Ford should really start getting in the train business

Zeus got beef with Santa

Too late, can’t move my legs anymore😔

Enough to feel FANTAstic

Badum tshhhh

He’s beginning to believe

“IT’S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!” -Onion to God

Dammit, now i can’t get up

Two distinguished gentlemen, quite nice