Yeah I know how to clean this type of furniture, it’s just a lot of work that I’d rather not have to do. All of my furniture has minimal detail and no filigree. It looks way less gaudy and is so much easier to clean.

It’s a show of craftsmanship, it is something to look at but that is it.

It’s also a pain in the ass to dust with all those nooks and crannies. I can appreciate the craftsmanship but I won’t bring anything like that into my house.

Ooh, I like this! But I was thinking of the Wilson Pickett version :)

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You’re giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.

They showed us 4 Rooms at summer camp when it had just come out on VHS. I was 13 but pretty sheltered and that movie was kind of nuts.

Castaway

It’s a stupid conspiracy theory that he orchestrated 9/11 as an excuse to start the war in Iraq.

I named my Mustang Sally.

Phew, that must be a relief!

Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.

Oh shit, I’m sorry to hear that! I hope you can get seen quickly at the hospital and feel better. :(

They misunderestimated him.

Yay it’s Sandy! How you feeling, OP?

🐈 = 4011

Please make a comic illustrating “gut wrenching uphill battle against entropy”

It’ll be cathartic (or selfishly, I just love your stuff).

Seriously though, I hope things improve for you 🤍

I’m the turtle but it’s okay, 🐢 will see sunnier days 🌞

No, of course I don’t expect that. But it’s a nice thing when it happens.

Thank you for doing that - such a simple and kind thing to do!

You hope that men will recognize that this is a space not meant for them (which is often explicitly stated in the post body) and respectfully not comment. And those men that do comment but are respectful get politely asked not to comment again. And those men that comment and are rude or disrespectful get banned.

And some men do fly under the radar but a surprising number feel the need to start their comment with “As a man…”.