Awww greyhound snoot 😍

Gamer boys are TERRIBLE at self-care and hygiene.

I’m so curious about this. Why are they like that? I don’t understand how that happens, and what specifically about gaming makes it more prevalent.

Only 2? I only got one, which was part of lunch. How many is normal?

And it was always “three Hail Marys and a Glory Be” and you’re golden. What a weird ritual.

Not the dude in the Bible, because the things he’s supposed to have done are impossible. So probably there was some dude that did or said some things and then got a bunch of folklore attached to him. A certain amount of the jesus story comes from contemporaneous myths - IIRC, a virgin birth was a common one.

bang bang, shoot shoot

I feel like there are a lot of teachers that have no business teaching.

It’s a tie tack, that’s a normal thing. But it being a gun is tacky as all getout.

Shallow cut. Everyone knows Dr. Shoe.

I’m sorry, your teachers would really send a note home if your pencil was insufficiently sharp, rather than just telling you to sharpen it? Jesus christ.

My mother wanted all As. I think I broke her when I flunked gym class.

OK, it was is exact moment that I actually fully believed this is a simulation with the ‘surreal’ parameter maxed out.

Not a .196?

I’m sorry for your loss 🤍

I bow down to your superior Cheetoing methods.

Welp there goes my evening

Aw man what’d I miss?

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?

I believe the trans population is 1% of total population. So 1% of 5700 mass shooters is 57, meaning trans shooters are very underrepresented among mass shooters roughly by a factor of 10.

Isn’t this a quote from Gabby Giffords, who pretty famously got shot by Jared Loughner? She has a unique perspective here.