Oh. Yeah it all makes sense now.

What is HAIM?

His eyes make my peepee soft.

This brings me back.

I’d thoroughly learn everything I could before doing a drug, so I could use it responsibly, and then proceed to use it in as reckless and irresponsible fashion as possible.

Ah. To be young again.

I personally support bringing the r word back but am vehemently opposed to literally everything conservatives stand for.

Not again :(

Me too. I am rolling like a fucking tire. I fucking love everything.

LABIA

What a poopy doodoohead

Spanikopitaius

I’ll take it

And the reason you believe this is because there is no online platform where you can say “I support this” without getting permabanned.

I’m not saying you aren’t coming across this a lot, but stop and consider the fact that it’s the most extreme opinion Americans are allowed to have online.

So, I think we, as a seaciety, need to start waluigiing ceos.

If to Luigi someone is to kill them, then to waluigi someone must mean that we create someone. As life is the opposite of death, so too is waluigi the opposite of Luigi.

Therefore, it is time we start impregnating the wives of CEOs.

Women are not as horny as men.

They’ve done studies. I think they worked out that men on average think about sex about 8 times as much as women on average.

Frankly the whole comparison is fucking stupid. It’s not a fucking contest.

Wat

Space everyone except tuvok and the doctor and Chakotay. And Bel,Ana. Youre only keeping Tuuvok around so you can laugh at him as he constantly derides how illogical this decision was, forever, and Chalotay so you can also laugh as he tries to morally and spiritually justify his continued participation on your ship of fools.

But who’s going to run the ship?

Well, you see, this is where bel’ana comes in. You have her copy the doctor like 200 times, changing his programming to fit every necessary role on the ship. Then of course she gets spaced.

You then “I am groot” all but one of the doctor holograms, the original, who is able to understand the imperceptible variations of the other doctors’ only means of vocalizing which is “what is the nature of your medical emergency?”

Then you, captain Katherine Janeway the best fucking starship captain of all the time, drink your black coffee delighting in the cacopjonous “What is the nature of your medical emergency?” Coming from engineering, tactical, literally every corner of the ship.

“Navigation”

“What is the nature of your medical emergency?”

“Warp 9. Engage”

“What is the nature of your medical emergency”

The only things on YouTube I have ever found worth watching, in the entire history of the platform, are kurzgesagt, PBS space time, let’s game it out, and the hydraulic press channel.

Four channels over… what, 20+ years of it existing?

You complain and you piss and you moan about a garbage service that serves garbage content becoming more garbage-like by the day, but it’s garbage all the way down and always has been.

The dudes reaction to this is a great indicator of how good of a partner he’d be.

If I had a nickel for everyone I found this inside candy then I’d have more than $5.00 which is pretty fucking odd.

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No. No, I don’t think I will.

And whales