You are a good parent, being repeatedly told as a kid that you are doing something wrong for just being who you are (like in the comic) is doing real damage

Water kettle stopped working, has fucking temper proof triangle head screws so can’t even open it without having to buy a special screwdriver bit. name and shame : kitchenaid

Do make sure that knowledge is only available through their model and otherwise lost to humanity.

Same with bombarding small websites until they give up and pull the plug.

Everything is fucked

… To update the firmware if course!

You might ask why do you need to update the firmware , well to fix vulnerabilities from being connected to the internet.

Yeah this, but most of society seems to happy to ignore those very real and rational existential threads.

Not just self awareness but also awareness about state of world. Existential dread is not anxiety.

Worth a shot , see if I can find my jumper cables anywhere

Tired to replace battery on riding lawn mower , connected it the wrong way around because fuck me they make same shape batteries with poles reversed.

Started motor would happily turn the wrong way around but not engage the flywheel because it is mechanical cog that is supposed to flung in place when spinning.

After I had figured that out and reversed the wires the new battery was pretty empty already, went to buy a battery charger.

Turns out it was completely dead by the time I got one because I had left the ignition on , charger will not even attempt in repair mode.

Well at least the original battery would want to be charged by the charger so I can try that one again

Any tips on getting a completely flat ( but new) battery to come alive again?

I was just playing around with notely voice https://f-droid.org/packages/com.module.notelycompose.android

Phonetrack for nextcloud. https://apps.nextcloud.com/apps/phonetrack

Roasted sunflower seeds also work great

Can confirm , bought farm. No sewage , no water. (But fibre internet)

Yeah start out as oil but with temperature end up a bioplastic

Seasoning is the process of coating the surface of cookware with fat which is heated in order to produce a corrosion resistant layer of polymerized fat.[1][2]

Well but that seasoning is also random collection of polymers, probably not very healthty either when dissolved in a tomato sauce

Oh you mean a pipiline defined in yaml, running in poweshell to execute a command in docker on windows?

That reminds me I should delete my LinkedIn , especially annoyed at Microsoft nagging on my work ( teams etc ) me to confirm my linked in account.

Ah shout , I read that as shoot and didnt even sound weird in any way.

Neurodivert folk seem to have an easier time not blindly going along with social norms simply because that is how everyone else behaves.

So when nurse misses a vein and want to try again you should ask them to uae a new needle?