As a counterpoint to the other person, I did actually read it, definitely seems like you understand us!
Don’t forget that the package division(ups) is a large chunk of their membership.
According to their website “The Package Division is the union’s largest division, serving hundreds of thousands of members throughout North America.”
That gif kinda makes me want a split tounge now, looks like a fun way to eat noodles!(Innuendo not intended)