“I just couldn’t weight to open the gift!“

Where’s the banana for scale?

Cat looks like it’s calculating the best way to do the most damage to the photographer.

I imagine that trying to convert someone’s religion can be exhausting.

Me thinks he doth complain too much.

Weren’t the subject of a leveraged buyout mugging deal a while back? That might explain the high debt load.

Hey, those children and nannies can be dangerous!

Yumm…. breakfast!

Then, a few years after that, to cardboard box.

…or bribes settlements

Did this one have a caption?

Good point. If the National Guard no longer gets paid, how long will they continue to invade our cities?

I’d be worried if it said hi back.

So either John is a thief or he‘s REALLY into the subject.

That’s awful… anyway, when are going to see the Epstein files?

Confirmed!
“No window blinds are female.”

“The houseplant didn‘t think so.”

Yeah, it turns out that SC justices are surprisingly affordable.

Where is this?

Wait… I thought a lot of people in the South liked slavery. They call it The Confederacy.

And the need for distractions.