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The Wang Gang strikes again!

My bad, I just naturally assume everyone knows of this amazing commercial. Go to Google or YouTube and search “Folgers incest” or “Folgers brother sister” and enjoy!

And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him

Thelma Harper from Momma’s Family

Damn dude, this is a deep cut.

I actually really like that desktop background.

We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

I am also interested in the answer to this and which service the author is using.

Sundar Pichai would like to know your location

Love it. Learned so much as a teenager about what was healthy and normal from her radio show in the 80s.

Holy shit that verse goes hard

No way these motherfuckers are uncircumcised.

This is fantastic work, and anybody who downvoted this clearly did not get it.

Quick, someone should ask President Dukakis how he felt about the polls, putting him 15 points up on George H.W. Bush in the summer of '88.

If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.

You mean like a politician should do?

Aaaaaaaand it’s gone! https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-vote-speaker-nominee-third-time-rcna121675

Emily Elizabeth’s mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can’t afford to feed him any more!

Emily Elizabeth’s dad: I have an idea…

This is good too.

I thought OP was looking for minced oaths that could be used in its place, and this is the first thing that came to mind for me. I use this one all the time because I try not to drop the big one around my five- and three-year-olds.