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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • It’s personal preference, but basically edge limits that increase over time, like at 15 you’re looking at ±6 months, at 20 it might be + or - 1 or 2 years. At 30 you’re probably at looking at 5 years either side of 30.

    Once you hit 500 the attraction window is so large it becomes mostly irrelevant, and you’re judging more on aristocrical lineage and/or aristocrical diet.

    It’s only a few more years til 1000 (which usually turns out to be a very dull party with no surprise guests) and by that point you’re lucky to find anyone attractive.

    There’s obviously the old ‘hurr durr he’s over 2000 so he must be gay now’ stereotype, but as far as I can tell, attraction isn’t cyclical.

    Hope that helps!





  • Semi-permanently, otherwise known as permanently until shit breaks catastrophically (in the IT world at least).

    Obviously you’re going to need to set up a cordon. No one gets in. Limit the food supply.

    This thing is cunning so we can assume that it knows what’s going on. So actions need to be coordinated and rapid. Use satellite and IR drones to track the thing’s location.

    It’s likely that live bait is required, so a few death-row inmates get to draw straws. Stick them in cages around the perimeter of the thing’s active hunting area.

    It’s cunning, so it knows that the cages are traps. … But I’m cunning too.

    Now that the creeper has determined that it is in an area that is monitored, and it’s being hunted, it will try to escape. We let it escape. Then we move the cages a few hundred miles out.

    The creeper escapes again. A show is made, jets flying over etc. We move the cages.

    Repeated enough, the creeper ends up in Canada or Mexico, and voila! Problem solved!

    …well… problem moved to someone else!