Look at her profile pic. She’s so shiny, I believe it

“I still love him and he is still my pastor.”

He’s welcome to his beliefs. Meanwhile, I’m welcome to believe that he’s suffering from PTSD and can’t be relied upon to make rational decisions.

My life is in your hands Lemmy

This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen

Yeah. I was a toddler losing my shit. My little brain couldn’t handle subtleties. Bees=sting was all I could manage.

Bumblebees don’t sting.

I have to give mom a pass for this one, though. The bumblebees in our yard were huge. It kept me from freaking out, which was probably for the best. Unfortunately, I believed it into my 40s, and repeated it a few times.

By your father’s standards, I am gay.

THANK YOU! Seeing Strong Sad dressed up as Andy Warhol was great, too!

Now I’m thinking it very well could have been

Whenever I hear about “fun size” candy bars, I think of a quote from a stand-up comedian (whose name I can’t remember):

“What’s fun about less candy?”

He made a good point.

It may seem like no big deal to him, but he’s not the one risking prison. He could have settled this ahead of time, but simply chose not to. He’s an adult who is responsible for his own choices. You are definitely not wrong for refusing to help him.

“If the university won’t take itself seriously, I won’t take it seriously either.” Sounds fair to me.

OP has embraced their inner calm

So, how did it go?

I have absolutely no idea. The name just rang a bell, and I looked at his Wikipedia page

This is much funnier when you look up Chase Oliver, and see that he was the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2024. He is also openly gay.

I work at a retail store where we ask customers to give us some personal information. It genuinely does help as a proof-of-purchase if a customer wants to return something but has lost or forgotten their receipt. We can just look it up and handle their refund as usual.

However, I never push back if a customer simply doesn’t want to provide that information. I consider it a personal privacy issue. It’s completely reasonable for customers to be suspicious when data breaches happen every day. You are doing nothing wrong.

Trump is only pissed because the “misconduct” didn’t benefit him directly. Otherwise, this wouldn’t even be a story.

Star Wars

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Fast food chains destroy food rather than donate it. People get fired for taking food home that’s “supposed” to be thrown away.

On an unrelated note, your avatar is awesome!