His Dad is ruthless AND RIGHT

To any foreign nationals who unavoidably must enter the US: don’t bring ANY of your devices with you. Get a burner phone.

“They need to go in there and just fuck up peoples teeth.”

Love it.

All he’s doing is giving a future president an excuse to tear it down. Plus, visiting politicians and influential businesspeople usually don’t like to hang out in unsafe buildings.

I hope the province refuses to pay

I think it’s especially funny when White Jesus also has blue eyes

She’s walking funny on purpose. Those are meant to be some kind of velcro or magnetic slippers she’s wearing. She’s walking carefully because she doesn’t want to go drifting around in microgravity while carrying a tray of food.

That’s my interpretation, anyway.

Thank you for clarifying that this is satire

I love that pic, and love that scene

One of the few good things I will say about Trump is this: his bumbling, greed, and tantrums have provided the wake-up call that the world needs. THE UNITED STATES IS NOT RELIABLE.

If your company is still uses software that relies on foreign servers, why? (This is a rhetorical question, but if you want to respond anyway, please do!)

If a perishable product comes in an opaque plastic container, that’s a deliberate choice. Always be suspicious of it.

…which is why I’m glad I’m not expected to die for my employer.

I’m torn. Yeah, I personally think self-censoring is pretty silly and pointless, but on the other hand, I don’t want to mock people for expressing themselves in a way they’re comfortable with.

I’ve always enjoyed how God is simultaneously portrayed as all-powerful and all-knowing, yet extremely fragile and petty. There’s the “wrong” kind of relationship, heavy metal, now fluoride, and the list goes on.

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL EXPECTING THIS GARBAGE TO WORK? Tesla’s “full self driving” crashes have been widely covered. Is it simple ignorance? Are they not aware of the news? Is it stubbornness? Laziness? Thinking that “it won’t happen to me”? Do they sincerely believe Musk’s lies?

I know that victim blaming isn’t the answer, and that’s not what I’m doing. I just want to know what’s going on in their heads.

A clever literal meme is funny. You’ve provided an excellent example.

They have their flaws, but I’ve always liked the Associated Press. I’m glad they’re not knuckling under.

Congrats on spotting this! I bet most people mistake it for a pigeon.

The pleasant ending I didn’t know I wanted

I’m such a Mac user that I don’t even get it. I am simultaneously laughing at myself and embarrassed.