you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?

Do you fear god?

Yes: TempleOS

No: Hannah Montana Linux

do I look like I know what a “JphEg” is?

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

…or have enough money time. But they say time is money so either way works

There was that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal, and Squid Game.

Only in EU/EEA countries. So us here in Gilead America are SOL at the moment

Can’t speak for TikTok as i’ve never really used it, but Shorts and Reels do have a seek bar at the bottom of the screen. It’s barely noticeable at first but it’s there. And on Shorts you can tap once on the screen to pause the video if you’re on mobile.

Now, I love to hate on the smartphone-ification of web video as much as the next person, but this meme just feels like bait.

Of course there isn’t. And you know the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary, either.

“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

as long as they have no bones, i’m sold

“WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT??!?!?”

Classic.