It was the primary nail in my mother’s coffin and her mother’s coffin too.

It’s just hard to directly translate accurately from the original Klingon texts.

One in El Salvador, perhaps?

A surprisingly large number of people don’t vote. I refuse to believe that anything approaching half of voting-age Americans support this. Unfortunately, here we are.

I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.

I want one of these in my bud-hole.

NGL, this sounds pretty awesome.

Filed under, “it takes one to know one.”

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

The “Auto Care” sign in the back of the frame really makes this photo a banger.

So at least it should trip when the squirting blood shorts it.

But here’s a pizza party for the crew! Be sure to only have one slice so there’s enough to go around.

Does anyone else remember a timeline where this would ruin a politician for life?

Not to brag but I have two of these and a proper junk drawer.

“And I’ll fucking do it again.”

Insurance doesn’t cover vision. I didn’t see a damn thing.

It’s Dug and Mu!

You take half my sentence and twist it to fit your narrative and I’m the troll?

You, my friend, are part of the problem.

My PTO notices are not a request. The “business” may request that I change my plans and I’ll consider it but my PTO notices ARE NOT a requests.