Get a squeeze bottle of that Gojujang sauce. It makes a lot of food better.

The jokes must get out there, no matter what. You are providing a good service to the world!

That seems pretty straightforward. So the law is correct, it’s just useless because the system founded on these laws is broken.

Add that to all the other “your cheque is in the mail” gambits that trump throws out there and american citizens won’t need to work or contribute at all anymore! /s

As much as I think trump is a degenerate prick I bridle at this fake mudslinging. I think we have more than enough shit happening that we don’t have to make up even more shit. Makes the opposition look cheap and tawdry, just like trump and his meme goons.

No hidden thoughts that might trigger shame? Then you are not human or you’ve been trepanned.

I have my principles. My vote wouldn’t go for anything less than $25,000.00 /s

Anything Shady Vance reveals is that of Peter Thiel’s making. Shady Vance is nothing more than a façade.

Fuck Capitalism. Every industry with a goal to making a profit will burn the world down to make more profit. It’s time for full on Democratic Socialism with a helping dose of Global Ecology thrown in.

• Pre-tech: “Keep it moving, punk.”
• Post-tech: “Keep it moving, punk.”

Why does most of the world feel the need to broadcast their communications? (he said while typing into the internet).

In the future, when there are no more meta glasses and flock cameras, people will hide behind streetlamp posts and parked cars just to secretly stare at you from afar. /s

So, my takeaway is that all of those Hitler photos and videos were doctored? Thanks AI! /s

Buying the presidency seems so american, /s. Good news though, if he is desperately trying to give money away you know his election toppling plans are not very good. Be ready america and watch those polls with your video phones come election night.

I’m more of a North Pole guy because I like the bears.

The world will gasp and rend their garments. The usa will see this as winning a sports game of some sort.

Now that Jeff’s island is gone they are starting to revert to their old ways.

All of that CEO bonus money could provide free healthcare for the whole world!

Weren’t we frying shit in the air with old cast iron stoves as well?

That guy is a genius! Not even an expert in the obvious would’ve went there. Can we make his “bonuses” even more grotesquely huge? /s