> yes i can you said so just now, don’t gaslight me

You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can’t see whom.

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> kill trees

You can’t see any such thing.

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> go west

Forest

This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you.

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> I reach in my jacket pocket for the magical map to determine what dimension I ended up in

I only understood you as far as wanting to inventory.

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> find jester

You can’t see any such thing.

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> kill jester

You can’t see any such thing.

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> I study the windows to see if I see anybody staring at me

I only understood you as far as wanting to inventory.

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> kill jester

You can’t see any such thing.

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> I cautiously approach the gazebo

I only understood you as far as wanting to inventory.

> GET YE FLASK

You can’t see any such thing.

West of House

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

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what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

it’s on youtube

damn, they look good. If you like this you might also like tsatsa

yes

you might like the hat historian on youtube

It’s more that Australian trams are different to Euro trams, they weight about twice as much

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs lying in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

tankies

I don’t get why this is a divisive topic. We’ve got arbitrary nonsense units vs sensible easy to understand measurements, where’s the debate?

Clearly my preferred system of measurement is superior.