Oh sure, Google only fucks with how texting works, whether my car GPS cooperates, what the entire UI looks like…
I know this specific abuse was not Google’s fault specifically. But it’s the same god damn thing. Nobody asked me if I wanted that. They just shoved it onto the machine I paid to own and pay to use, like it’s not mine enough to deserve respect, let alone control.
It’s Metro’s fault.
I fucking hate that three separate skeezebag companies have free reign to insert software on my extremely personal wireless pocket computer.
The latest Google update will make your phone more secure if you don’t touch it…
Fuck entirely off. The last time my phone surprised me with an update, it was ads on my goddamn lock screen.
All the cool kids left.
… and reporting itself can be a bannable offense.
Unless it’s a four-over-one with a stupid name and a hideous facade, and then it has to be someone else’s store, and it still costs too goddamn much.
Letting TVs absorb set-top equipment was a mistake. You want to keep that modular stuff separate from the big expensive rectangle, so if it any of it gives you backsass, you can take it out back and beat it to smithereens with a sledgehammer.
A little bit mad science, but if we’ve achieved nugget technology, disruption can continue apace.
JAQing off.
Similarly, “by your logic” is never followed by anything resembling your logic.
But “this you?” is a killshot. Deadly accuracy, without fail.
Damning comments from 2023.
I do not need lossless copies of an image someone didn’t even draw.
Wanking is about the emotional connection to a JPG, said someone I deeply pity.
Everyone’s convinced their thing is special, but everyone else’s is a done deal.
Meanwhile the only task where current AI seems truly competitive is porn.
It feels like we were denied the stunning possibility of green tigers… until you stop and remember the stunning reality of them being bright fucking orange.
Alan Davies: “And you could fit his accomplishments on the back of a stamp.”
“Run the country like a business!”
Hires CEO who ruined every business he ever touched.
This fascist bankrupted a casino.
The sea in a storm, the forest at night, and the anger of a patient woman with a tire iron.