that is great

yeah that worked so well in 2024… fuck’s sake

I think that bad built bleach bond basic bitch is actually the victim, she’s the poster child for FAS. no eye brow ridge, soft features, tapioca brains… that level of crazy isn’t typical.

I’d be afraid of him retracting his head back into his shell and hitting that instead.

I couldn’t stomach it.

…it is a series of tubes!

spin up 5 projects. hire devs from all over the world, make them work on site in person. people upend their entire lives for a chance at a stock option.

cancel 2 after 10 months.

cut the teams on two of the others.

cut the teams again.

and again.

oh wait hire like crazy and overcorrect so we can

cut the teams again.

Then cancel 1d3 of remaining projects, announce <OLD IP>REMASTERED

All devs cut never neared their stock vestment, all shares returned to the mothership, start to consider spinning up 5 more new projects.

Some asshole wanted for war crimes wants to nominate some other asshole for a Nobel Peace Prize?

I forgot, when Stalin nominated Hitler, did the stache get one?

priceless

for everything else there’s mastercard

indeed.

also, what if… they ate their own immediate family?

wait, which thread is this?

why should reporting be limited to immediate family?

if the neighbors see mr. jones take out a shrub or hop curbs the rest of the world ceases to matter, just immediate family?

typical boomer privilege - oh wait, now I’m old? no don’t test me…

god forbid we let people customize these things. we’ll jam AI into the fucking appliances before we let people have actual QOL advancements.

huntsville only existed and continues to exist because of their congresscritters kept the federal funds coming. There’s nothing intrinsic about alabama to the space industry.

but significantly more dropbear attacks. perhaps that puts the fear into you and keeps you driving better.

Spotify supports rogan with those $$$$s. fuck that guy

Even worse still: you’re supporting joe fuckin rogan and the payments music get from spotify are pitiful. you’d have done much better by the artist by cancelling spotify and buying an album or shirt or ticket.

the local driving schools (plural, there are a bunch) use the park nearby to teach parallel parking. I don’t think the avg driver in WA parks any worse than texas, illinois, virginia, ca or ny state. YMMV there are outstanding assholes everywhere, but I do have the privilege of a large number of places lived / driven.

Mississippi gets negligible amounts of snowfall and it rarely sticks.

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