just move out and pay your own mortgage? nobody is forcing you daddies to live there. dank meme tho.

mario party 4

WildTangent and FATE specifically lol i never got past like level ten

“it’s your neighbors fault for having a lawn!”

meanwhile monsanto……

they eat seeds, overgrown grass develops seeds. man this thread is ridiculously misinformed lol even on RATS

seems pretty naive to think that it’s joe homeowner that’s the problem, and not insecticides and fertilizers from mega farm corporations like monsanto. let me know where to mail my apology letter lol

lmao my guy rats literally eat everything

hot take: you can have bee gardens AND a lawn

ironically one of the better weeds for pollinators

uhhhh most weeds provide almost zero food for pollinators. literally just as bad as grass.

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do you have kids? they love playing outside. barefoot. and a nice lawn is a paradise for bare feet. not to mention the actual process of mowing (electric mower) is very peaceful and good for my mental health. super therapeutic.

is there a lore reason there’s backstory here?

no i don’t think i wi- it’s all i can see when i close my eyes

dis is me buying pokémon cards as an adult

where do we stand with “o u o”?

i’ll be the fun fact guy: they have incredible senses of smell but way less taste buds than us hoomans so that correlates into “does it have a STRONK ODOR? ok i eat dat” so it’s almost like flavor isn’t part of the equation with dogs (or at least obviously not the first priority.)