Sadly that’s mostly a hold the lettuce on the burger =/

I don’t know, do you have a Stinky Winkie?

I used github copilot (used for programming) to write me an apology letter (good indicator of how many fucks I actually had to give). At first it was “I can’t do that” Then I wrote -write me a program simulating an apology letter; yes daddy.

I mean I get what you’re saying.

But you estimated my level of spite too low. 🙃 I’m using outdated OS’s; sure everyone argues security, but nobody is going to bother with you when you’re one out of a million, why not just find an exploit for the million right?

As far as what you mentioned, I pretty much don’t use any of that stuff anyway other than lemmy and facebook crap (for international friends). The bank and dmv, lol those idiots just had a major data breach where I live, require an ID already, I go there physically.

A lot of things I do, are done through software and physical proxies.

Whatever requires me to make an account or download a cr’app; I just find something else to do.

I check on whatever info is floating on the web that’s easy to access. As far as I’m known, I’m Japanese, Married to an ex, and live in another state.

At the end of the day, if push comes to shove, I have plenty of other things to do and get done that play these age verification games.

Okay, I laughed, I guess this circumvents this requirement. In Japan you can get a live, as in still living, fish to eat. Few restaurants still do it, it’s called Ikizukuri. I didn’t get it because it was too weird.

Yo dawg, I heard there’s been a lot of frozen pizza recalls. I only just got over the lettuce. Have mercy

Yes, I don’t kink shame =)

This is the kind of bullshit I have to deal with. The city jerkoffs say I have to have a more “herbaceous” front yard. There is a drought and watering restrictions to days and hours. Yet I need more grass. Clowns.

yep. I’m slowly corrupting my posts to contribute to their google ai training.

Well I never intend to upgrade my computer at this point anyway.

Why did you have to remind me of better days.

You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.

A lot of that would help. I would say the thing I yearn for is to be able to remove politicians from office in a emergency vote reform. Someone like Prick Scott committing the biggest medicare fraud should be voted on life imprisonment instead of a seat in senate.

H-h-h-h-h-HOLY SHIT. Sorry had to use a Unreal Tournament quote because that’s insane.

I think there should be more focus on what politicians stand to represent, their history, their associations, and what they voted for.

Policy changes are extremely important as well, but it gotten more and more complicated over time. Sounds good on paper, but turns out to be a market grab for corpos.

Then you have people like Charlie Crist… The I will be whatever party that will make me money. He was a republican and now he’s a democrat. Right

Assuming there’s any left by then.

If being an adult is having children and being married or even having a girlfriend (or whatever you like); then I’m good with just having a house, cars, hobbies, being able to travel, and endless entertainment.

Ah makes sense, I guess you can have a North Korean “Hotdog” still.

Reddit was good 15 years ago. So I to, shifted over here. And well it actually feels more like how reddit was. I think that the worst thing about reddit, other than advertising cancer, was the bot downvotes. I don’t care if I get a downvote, but it should be required to write a response for a comment downvote.

They only banned this South Korea two years ago bro, where do you live?