Per the Post, parents discovered several Lola Brea profiles, and noted her to be an expensive and “well-reviewed” escort, who warned that no-show clients could face a penalty of up to $3,000.

Sounds like teaching was her side-gig…

Predicted? No. Surprised? Also no

Yeah bro, lets take her home with us! Bro, I’ll get the front and you get the back! Hey bro, let’s both get the back! I got your back bro!