If a turkey ever tells me how to cook it, I’m not going to cook it.

I’m just amazed people don’t say “crapitalism”.

Of course he would like that.

Of course he would.

No it’s not.

November 2020: Trump tries to fix the U.S. Presidential election.

January 2021: Trump tries to overthrow the U.S. Government.

NOVEMBER 2024: TRUMP WINS FAIR AND SQUARE.

November 2026: Trump tries to fix the U.S. Presidential election.

MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!

I stopped using Facebook years ago.

Before there were viable alternatives.

The idea that you need Facebook because there aren’t significant alternatives is just not true.

1. STOP.

2. USING.

3. FACEBOOK.

But does it continue to apply even if the US eventually splits up?

If you think he’s not going to demolish the Kennedy Center, you’re gonna have a bad time.

How about the trumps that are inside of the public toilets?

Trump makes the US weak. He doesn’t understand that the rest of the world is going to form an alliance so strong and that the US will be left out of it.

Oh, is prison the punishment for treason now?

Hell absolutely exists.

It’s what Republicans put others through.

And it’s what Republicans strive to put others through.

Republicans will straight up tell you they’re trying to protect you and prevent you from going through hell, while the whole time they’re working hard to make sure you’re going through the hell they’ve created for you your whole life.

And after torturing you, they claim “No, no, no, you don’t understand. You were torturing me!”

If you think you’re going to receive $5,000 if Republicans win the 2026 election, then you don’t realize who made you need the extra $5,000 in the first place.

There’s no such thing as “transgender issues”.

There are just a bunch of literally delusional right-wingers obsessed with transgender people.

Their obsession with transgender people is a mental illness.

Hmmm…

I wonder what literally every one of those countries would do at the same time if Trump attacked any of them.

I am convinced that dinosaurs looked completely different than is being guessed with their skeletons.

Don’t you mean “Moon America”?

Man, how disrespectful of you. Use its real name.

Nothing terrifies the wealthy like facing the consequences of how shitty they’ve made other people’s lives.

So when your life gets bad enough, they give you someone else to hate.

They think you’re stupid in addition to being exploitable.

Come on! I could imagine people building structures for him.