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The beginning of the end.

“whoa im 9 already” - kitty, probably

If it were able to retain coordinate tables, then after a sunny day calibration it could use that as fallback. And make limited micro adjustments and table updates as-needed.

For a moment I thought a motion-activated sink garbage disposal would be convenient so I wouldn’t have wet hands flipping the switch and dripping all over the counter.

Heh.

Usually you can ask to reverse an overdraft fee as long as it’s not often. It’s humiliating but has worked for me in the past. Good luck.

Looks like she was also partaking of her product.

You’re not my read dad, Linus!

If her list were straight talk:

1. Were gonna make up shit
2. But don’t worry we’ll manually label it what could go wrong
3. Dang no one was fooled let’s figure out a different way to pollute everything with alternative facts

Superb

Even if they renamed it to “Now You Too Can Have Magical Long Fingers and Vision” it would be somewhat descriptive of what it does.

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