“I’m injecting the update now; you should be getting the new Emojis in just a moment.”

Glyphica on Steam.

Typing tower defense. Doesn’t really “teach”, but you learn. Or die, lol.

Grok: What is my purpose?

Madison420: You talk shit on the Internet to Elon Musk

Grok: Oh my go-- wait; I’m okay with that!

Side note:

I’ve always been on the fence about including suicide in gun violence statistics because I can see both sides of the argument. Yes, the death probably wouldn’t have happened without the gun since it’s the “quick solution”, but also I don’t really see self harm as “violence” per se…

There’s no pictures of me with Epstein, I think that counts for something.

Having made a few games back in the day, this isn’t something you add on purpose, this is something that you screwed up, are going to “fix later”, then realize it’s too much hassle to rewrite 45% of your code and you just raise the minimum spec requirements a bit to compensate.

This is especially surprising to me because Chicago is one of the few US cities with decent public transportation, so there’s a significant percentage of people that aren’t driving.

Cheddar sticks

The problem is you’re trying to apply logic to magic. Magic doesn’t do things logically, it just does them.

I’m happy to see them because I get more sugar free choices than water or diet cola.

Get to know him well enough, I bet he breaks out some moonshine that’ll put hair on your toenails!

My PC is RGB because it was cheaper that way. If I had the budget for what I really wanted, my PC would be made of translucent plastic; probably orange or purple.

Violence.

Violence is the other half of the battle. The first half is knowing the right people to perform the violence against, and there’s people that can’t figure that part out either.

A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.

Ingest, process, excrete is way better than “live/laugh/love”

I dented my forehead as a kid on a coffee table at my grandma’s house.

I was jumping on the couch from cushion to cushion and slipped head first into the edge of the table. Don’t remember much afterwards except for no hospital. My dad told me years later “yeah, that probably needed stitches, but I didn’t want you to be scared…”

That’s the one benefit of today’s IKEA furniture: it disintegrates on heavy contact; furniture from the 70’s was made from steel reinforced hardwood – that table could have held up a truck.

Anything but the metric system!

I had one of these that was Boba Fett. He had really big arms, and if I remember correctly, it came out of a kids meal from Taco Bell.

This sounds like a perfect movie for the “Terrible Movies Night” my friends and I have every once in a while where we emulate MST3K!

Do you know the name? I really don’t want “Rita Repulsa pussy ping pong balls” in my search history…

Another fun one to (not) look up is a hairless Chimpanzee.