You’re supposed to put a third forklift (using a fourth forklift) on top of the first two

Dick fighting aside, really drives me crazy when whoever is in charge of sourcing these materials doesn’t spend the extra time to make sure you’re not getting an ass-load of repeating patterns.

I went on a canyon drive one time. We started with 7 cars, when we got to the end of our route, we had 8. Hopped right out of his car and stood around in the circle with the rest of us, didn’t even register for a second that it was just some random guy. He thought it looked fun so he kept up with us. Cool dude.

That could be the neighboring unit. There’s still a chance

Wonder if they know they’ve got a potential bro one floor away.

I saw this in the star wars memes community and didn’t even notice frodo, lmao.

You may be smoking crack my friend, Levis are considered the gold standard of jeans and they’re rock solid… and their standard line isn’t even expensive.

Well duh, you’re probably a poor and wouldn’t have paid the loan back.

Can’t you make this same argument for normal driving, or practically anything?

“The splattered biker wasn’t innocent because he knew riding his bike in the bike lane was a dangerous situation, akin to strapping a bomb to his chest”

I understand that it’s a joke, but the humor isn’t making sense to me, and I especially don’t see how it’s at the expense of AAA games

I’ve never understood these memes. If you don’t want to play whatever game, don’t play it. How do you somehow convince yourself that you’re superior to others due to your inability to run certain programs?

leaves chicken on counter for a week

The chicken’s fate isn’t sealed until it is converted to poo.

There’s still time for you, little one

I usually try to just make myself do one of the “boring” things listed (like watch a show or play a game), if it’s so insanely boring that I’d rather do nothing then I’ll stop but even if I don’t find joy out of the activity I initially picked it’ll usually tell me what I do want to do.

I thought about this for a good 30 seconds to see if I had any homie in laws before realizing that I’ve been single for like 5 years lol.

Don’t think anyone makes the argument that it was literally impossible before AI, just that someone with 0 skills could get a believable picture in seconds/ minutes.

Like others have said, if there’s no need to rush, there’s no need to rush. And I’ve got long curly hair that needs to be washed, conditioned, detangled.

Mom never took me to get tested because she didn’t want me to grow up with “that label” or whatever. Jokes on her cuz I basically had that label for everyone except me and her my entire child and teenage life.

This what doomscrolling does to a mf

Better than being easily forgotten.

I missed this one.

Makes me a little sad that the video alludes to his apparent burnout and ah, slight decline in health. Hope he’s doing well, he crafted a large part of my sense of humor.