As a non-unitedstatesian, I’d have to say: you don’t empathize with us; we empathize with you.

The what now?

You must be watching the (very) wrong version of Ratatouille.

It would probably be as scary to be a girl having her first sex.

“Probably not the type that you’d like tho.”

Other countries: "We don’t know what to do with it. Is this even legal?

Italy: “Thank you. We’re keeping it.”

There’s no free lunch. These people said it themselves.

Right, whatever you say, old man.

So hey, about the Epstein files…

“I won’t ask why you even know how that smell.”

Really? I have one open right now on my desktop, and I cannot seem to find it.

“If I don’t eat it, something else will.”

I heard some cordless power tools could come handy.

Usually one would wait til their product take over the market before enshitifying it. For this one, they don’t even have a feasible market. Who am I to judge tho.

Pirated TV series, specifically those that are finished.

You must be some fungi.

Yes?

That would be great for the rest of the globe.

why don’t you ask the bank directly instead of random internet strangers?

All that bottled water would set you for life in the event of apocalypse!

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